ASHTON / 22

i like the smell of musty basements. like most people on this site, i consume a lot of television. sam raimi and jeff rosenstock are my heroes. this was coherent and you now understand who i am.

reoccurring tags: it's always sunny in philadelphia, bomb the music industry!, the evil dead, james dean

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estpolis:

pac-man confirmed by wikipedia to exist in ‘real life’

iamjard:

lydiduh:

i-dislike-tea:

boldlygoes:

WHY DO I CARE SO MUCH ABOUT AN ASSHOLE IN A LONG COAT

Today on ‘Guess the Fandom’

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its a duster

gang0fwolves:

transposedsouls:

Missouri Highway Patrol Captain Ron Johnson is marching with protestors in Fergoson, MO.

After being given control of Ferguson from the Missouri Governor, Johnson has ordered all police to remove their masks and cease their violent tactics. He is protecting the citizens’ right to peaceful protest, and is actively engaging in dialogue with protesting residents.

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

jawnsolo:

leaving your room when people are over

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ablogwithoutpants:

Stop. Listen to me. This is a professional hockey player named Zenon having his pet bunny named Hoppy help him get gas. I don’t care if you don’t care about hockey. Care about this. Care about this man and his best friend/pet bunny hoppy, whose adventures are detailed in great depth here

"The problem is, the brain I’m using to dissect this world is a brain formed by it. We’re born into confusion, and we get the blessing of letting go of it. I think this shit by day. And then night comes and it’s like, ‘Fuck it, let’s drink.’"